"So how you became leader of this patrol?"-asking-
8th ask: Own me for 3 days
“Yeah, ya’d like ta know, wouldn’t ya?” he asked, mood having gone sour already. Now two people owned him! “Looks like ya get ta keep me for three days…”
Hello there!
7th ask: Get to own me for a day
“Hey there,” Smartass greeted, forcing a smile. “Looks like you get to own me for a day.” He didn’t like the thought of being considered someone else’s property, but a deal was a deal.
"Zat ees too bad! Are you doeeng anyzeeng tonight?" (TROLOLOL)
6th ask: Sex for a night
“Well, I don’t really got anything planned…how’d you ladies like ta head back ta my place and have some fun?” Smartass asked, winking again.
*they had no choice and went with him*
*le sex happened*
*deal with it*
((WHY YOU DO DIS?! XD))
"And what do you do when you're not on /patrol/, hm?"
5th ask: Anything sexual
“Wanna find out?” Smartass asked, winking at them and smirking. “Nah, I don’t do much of anythin’ fun when I ain’t workin’.”
"Besides work?" they giggled. "Well, a meex of meeting up weeth friends! And goeeng out danceeng."
4th ask: Grope
“That’s great, girls; glad yer havin’ some fun,” Smartass replied, giving Aimee’s butt a good squeeze.
*bumps into Smartass* Hey watch w-where ya goin'!
3rd ask: French Kiss
“Make me!” Smartass retorted, pulling the bat into a french kiss before shoving him away and wiping his mouth. “Yuugh! When’s the last time ya brushed yer teeth?!”
